Februar 2012
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fallingintothedenouement:
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so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
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kallie ships me with germans like i ship her with messi
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ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
extremestankball:
if u were a transformer u’d be optimus fine
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wontonpoop:
can we appreciate what my brain does at 3am
christ
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Knee injury for Philipp Lahm. Will not be able to...
mia-san-mia:
motherfucker
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I’m going to my friend’s later so we can burn our gym uniforms
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killself:
what a sunny day let’s all move our laptops closer to the window
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Anschauenbigbadrussian:
washingtoncapitals:
Michal Neuvirth has Gunnarssson steaming after this glove save.
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